[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch
The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus
[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch
The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus

Praise Jesus
reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog
no yall dont understand canon jesus looks like this
I thought they would all be food or clothing, but some of these categories are insane, 10 varietys of subscription boxes for witchy women?

I’m getting one for my dog!

They’re having a 30% off sale for mothers day. Thanks mom, for 30% of my book club box
ok guys i thought “yeah yeah one for everything but never me right” NO WRONG THERE ARE LITERALLY SO MANY I FOUND SO MANY I WANTED THAT I DIDN’T EVEN THINK I NEEDED!!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING BUT THESE FOR EVERY FUTURE PRESENT GIVING OCCASION
Subscription boxes are a waste of money and–

Fuck. I stand corrected.
When you share really personal shit about urself and it’s fine in the moment and u feel good but like three hours later you’re like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!
me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
types “iekdnekfldl”
…
erases it and types shdjhkgkh instead because iekdnekfldl didn’t convey the right feeling
[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch