[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch
[these are frizzle chickens!!!]
Baby armadillo.
Humans will pet anything.
How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!
“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”
It truly is.
When you share really personal shit about urself and it’s fine in the moment and u feel good but like three hours later you’re like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!
MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE
Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!
SPREAD THIS - PEDOPHILES ARE NOT A PART OF PRIDE OR THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY
me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]
why did this need to be captioned
so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait
I waited and it was worth it
types “iekdnekfldl”
…
erases it and types shdjhkgkh instead because iekdnekfldl didn’t convey the right feeling
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.
disassociating
If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine
rachelbearenson